{"id":7931,"date":"2022-07-02T14:42:35","date_gmt":"2022-07-02T14:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ireneeng.com\/?p=7931"},"modified":"2022-07-02T16:44:35","modified_gmt":"2022-07-02T16:44:35","slug":"china-buys-russia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ireneeng.com\/?p=7931","title":{"rendered":"China buys Russia"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nXi Jinping, “I’m going to buy your country.”
\nPutin, “I know.”<\/p>\n

President Xi goes to Hong Kong, to line up financing to buy Russia.
\nThe fat cats and salary earners line up Queen’s Road, on their knee to welcome skipper Xi.<\/p>\n

Every head of states are sending their congratulatory message on 25th anniversary of return of Hong Kong.<\/p>\n

After brief congratulations on the phone video,  Putin said, “Boss, you have worked hard.”
\nXi smiles big.
\nAn uncomfortable pause.
\n“It’s a matter of your words” Putin shifted nervously.
\nXi nodding thoughtfully, “Since you know what’s coming, Then I’ll make a long story short. Name a price.”
\nSitting at the end of the long table, back to the wall, Putin is heartbroken. He is forced. On top of that, his health is deteriorating, it is quite the feeling of a dying age. The chance to dance semi naked for a living is gone. His eyes welled up.
\nEver the great empathizer, Xi, “Don’t be sad. You have been at the top for more than two decades. We Chinese prize quality, not quantity. We can’t compare with that British woman who was born into it. Remember, we are voted in by free and democratic elections.”
\n“you’re so right!” Putin muttered.
\n“I won’t give you hard time, we’re brothers after all. You don’t have to go to a nightclub to strip dance for a living. Our pension benefits for retired officials in China are the best in the world.”
\n“Thank you, big bro, and I bless you the boss.”
\n“Oh one more thing: I’m merciless about corruption, but I’ll let it go. You keep your billions of dollars of wealth. It’s not easy to be able to embezzle that much. Man, how did you do it?”
\nPutin breathes a huge relieve and can’t help but prepare to do a striptease.
\n“Not my thing, kiddo.” Xi said.
\n“I’m sorry, just got a little excited.” Putin humbly apologized.
\nXi waved his hand inadvertently and cut off the video.<\/p>\n

The next day the five-star red flag was planted high on top of the Kremlin.<\/p>\n

The old man Biden lost his sleep in the White House.<\/p>\n

“That Xi sob has done it.” He now is watching the five-star red flag flying high in Russia on TV makes him want to die. Wouldn\u2019t the White House also be on Xi\u2019s acquisition list, and USA in that matter?
\nThinking about his Supreme Court still arguing about not being able to get an abortion… A professor at a USC business school who added porridge used Chinese ‘that’, but an anonymous complaint letter just said that he used the N word, hurting the African-American students and has bene suspended…
\n…
\nThese trivial nonsense of his countrymen has handed over the top position at the pole, and that makes shabby White House may be a little difficult to guarantee.
\nThe one who loses is sad, the one who regrets, the one who has a hard mouth, the one who speaks of suffering … he just dropped dead.<\/p>\n

The Little Three is happy to be the Potus.
\nHowever, all head of other countries are busy sending congratulatory messages to Xi, leaving Little Three in the cold. Three doesn’t care about these etiquette “As long as I can sleep my way into the White House, I don’t care about anything else!”
\nWoohoo
\nChina cheers
\nAmerica sighs<\/p>\n

A reminder to Little Three, “go and learn some Chinese. Otherwise, no one will pay attention to you at the next G8 Summit!”<\/p>\n

Turning my head, I also began to secretly laugh. Thinking that I will never learn English again, that sounds like music to me. My laugh is so big that I can’t close my mouth, it’s kind of laugh that adds more wrinkles.<\/p>\n

the end of the play<\/p>\n

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Xi Jinping, “I’m going to buy your country.” Putin, “I know.” President Xi goes to Hong Kong, to line up financing to buy Russia. The…<\/p>\n

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