WELCOME TO TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines) We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!
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We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.
AND, If a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide !