Putting life in raw perspective

命運就像強姦,你反抗不了就要學會享受.
工作就像輪姦,你不行了別人就上.
生活就像自慰,什麼都得靠自己雙手
學習就像嫖娼,出完錢後又出力
工資就像月經,一月不來你就傻眼
談判就像口交,費盡了口舌也就那點收穫
貸款就像發情,一想起來馬上就要
獎金就像陰毛,掉的要比長的多
領導就像陰道,總是欺軟怕硬
開會就像亂倫,搞不清誰該搞誰
兄弟像避孕套,桶多大的婁子都幫你兜著

看了不傳 (forward to your friends) 的就像陽痿,明明看爽了,就是沒動作!!! .. I got this in e-mail from Lou ..  Didn’t get this one the first time.  When I finally got it, I thought I didn’t want to be that 陽痿 but don’t know where to forward to.  So here it is.  So I’m not a 陽痿. 

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