Jul 24 2008

Soy foods ‘reduce sperm numbers’

Published by The Kibbitzer at 11:10 pm under View from Bottom

Soy in Pocket

Got soy in pocket
Got vial? You’re gonna need it
Intention, I feel inventive
Gonna make you, make you, make you no Dad

Got motion, restrained semen
Been driving, few sperm leaning
No reason, just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you no Dad

Gonna use my soy nuts
Gonna use my miso
Gonna use my yuba
Gonna use my tempeh
Gonna use my TVP
Gonna use my, my, my next door neighbor…

Coz I’m, gonna make you see
There’s no way,
You’ll impregnate me,
You’re sterile, so sterile
I gotta have some of his edamamé
Give it to me

Got rhythym, I can’t miss a beat
You shoot blanks, you can’t secrete
Got nothing, I’m winking at him
Gonna make you, make you, make you no Dad

Gonna use my soy nuts
Gonna use my miso
Gonna use my yuba
Gonna use my tempeh
Gonna use my TVP
Gonna use your, your, your best friend…

Coz I’m, gonna make you see
There’s no way,
You’ll impregnate me,
You’re sterile, so sterile
I gotta have some of his ‘attention’
Give it to me

Coz I’m, gonna make you see
There’s no way,
You’ll impregnate me,
You’re sterile, so sterile
I gotta have some of his ‘attention’
Give it to me

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