Archive for July 24th, 2008

Jul 24 2008

The Piano

Published by The Kibbitzer under View from Bottom

In the years since World War II, piano manufacturing has shifted from Europe and America to Asia. Of the 480,000 pianos produced worldwide last year, 430,000 were made in Asia.
China has rapidly emerged as the major player, producing 375,000 instruments last year. In terms of craftsmanship and tonal quality, mass-produced Chinese pianos do not come [...]

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Jul 24 2008

Soy foods ‘reduce sperm numbers’

Published by The Kibbitzer under View from Bottom

Soy in Pocket
Got soy in pocket
Got vial? You’re gonna need it
Intention, I feel inventive
Gonna make you, make you, make you no Dad
Got motion, restrained semen
Been driving, few sperm leaning
No reason, just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you no Dad
Gonna use my soy nuts
Gonna use my miso
Gonna use my yuba
Gonna use my tempeh
Gonna [...]

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Jul 24 2008

China Presses Grieving Parents to Take Hush Money

I’m surprised, with Olympic in sight, Sichuan or China in that matter, hasn’t executed few corrupted officials and contractors, or scape goats, a far better way to pacify the grieving and angry parents than money alone. The parents do deserve compensation, but unless the justice is done, there will be a deep hole in their hearts.  [...]

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