May 09 2008
A happy ending with Shu Qi cost $200
A girls’ night out at Louie’s. A friend of mine recently said that a massage parlor in Singapore has few look-a-like masseurs, not the he-she street. For an hour, the actual massage, plus a happy ending or home run, it cost only $200.
“Who did you get?”
“Shu Qi.” Sugar, I have no iota who the heck is Shu Qi. But no matter.
“Is she pretty?”
“Oh ya, very pretty. Full lips, narrow waist .. just like her twin sister shi qu.” When people mention full lips, I think of Julia Roberts or Sophia Loren, and they aren’t the most attractive ladies in my dictionary.
“Shu Qi or Shi Qu?”
“Shu Qi.” Geee, guess she isn’t the biggest star.
“Identical?”
“Yes, identical twin sister.”
“What’s the average cost for Jane Doe look a like?”
“Oh, that’s half, or like $80.”
“Really? ..” The friend continued on, to say that many girls are from mainland China. And the Shu Qi Double offers discount for return customers.
Didn’t Simon say even the young female attendants at the gas stations in Signapore are from China?
One of the girls at dinner said, cool .. her ex bf used to go to China. Taking massage there too. Once the girl worked hard on his back, then tap his shoulder signaling to turn. As he did face up, she grabbed his mojo and asked, “$50?” The girlfriend hold up her hands, “$50 .. $80 .. mmmmm .. just about right ..” We all laughed.