Archive for April 14th, 2008

Apr 14 2008

An old wise guy

One nigh recently couple of Americans asked me about what’s all the fuss about Tibet, “why not letting it be independent?”  Sure there isn’t a gold mine nor oil reserve.  They looked totally have no idea.  But recent Tibet assault got them curious. “Do you care what’s going on in Tibet?”  I asked.  Bet they don’t [...]

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Apr 14 2008

Why the media is so biased?

Coming out of the pool feeling great, could take on the world, Bin Ladan included: swimming does that to me.  Then when I got into the car and started the engine, the AM radio came on too.  It was a news station, at that moment was talking about torch relay and it had invited an ‘expert’ who [...]

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Apr 14 2008

Ha ha ha

Published by The Kibbitzer under View from Bottom

市政府开会,研究是否取缔三陪小姐。三陪小姐派代表作汇报发言:
1.不偷,二不抢, 三不反对共产党(公安局长首先表态:行!)。
2.不占地,不占房,工作只用一张床(国土 局长高兴地说:!)。
3.不生女,不生男,不给政府添麻烦(计生办主任点头:不错!)。
4.无噪音,无污染,只是偶尔喊一喊(环保局长说:没关系,喊 !)。
5.不集资,不贷款,自带设备搞发展(发改委主任高兴地说:欢迎!)。
6.下岗妹,别流泪,就业自己找机会(劳 动社保局长不住地说:   !)。
7.不逃税,不欠费,挣多挣少无所谓(税务局长满意地说: 可贵啊可贵!)。
8.不嫌脏,不怕累,学会英语创外汇(外经贸局长伸出大姆指:够意思!) 。
9.不惹祸,不胡扯,坚决不当第三者(妇联主任很欣慰:省 啊!)。
10.不偷懒,保证爽, 注重信誉保市场(工商局长激动地说:难能可贵!)。
会后发出纪要:娼胜才能繁荣!

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Apr 14 2008

Carpets from Tibet

Published by The Kibbitzer under View from Bottom

I came out of a fancy shop that hangs fruit of the loom white underwear - no, not the particular one worn by Michael Jordan as momebilia - among other futuristic looking outfits one by one on the hangers and wandered into a store next door that sells carpets, from Tibet.  It’s in Soho, right off Broadway.  There wasn’t any [...]

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