Apr
14
2008
One nigh recently couple of Americans asked me about what’s all the fuss about Tibet, “why not letting it be independent?” Sure there isn’t a gold mine nor oil reserve. They looked totally have no idea. But recent Tibet assault got them curious. “Do you care what’s going on in Tibet?” I asked. Bet they don’t [...]
Tags: Politics
Apr
14
2008
Coming out of the pool feeling great, could take on the world, Bin Ladan included: swimming does that to me. Then when I got into the car and started the engine, the AM radio came on too. It was a news station, at that moment was talking about torch relay and it had invited an ‘expert’ who [...]
Tags: Politics
Apr
14
2008
市政府开会,研究是否取缔三陪小姐。三陪小姐派代表作汇报发言:
1.不偷,二不抢, 三不反对共产党(公安局长首先表态:行!)。
2.不占地,不占房,工作只用一张床(国土 局长高兴地说:!)。
3.不生女,不生男,不给政府添麻烦(计生办主任点头:不错!)。
4.无噪音,无污染,只是偶尔喊一喊(环保局长说:没关系,喊 !)。
5.不集资,不贷款,自带设备搞发展(发改委主任高兴地说:欢迎!)。
6.下岗妹,别流泪,就业自己找机会(劳 动社保局长不住地说: !)。
7.不逃税,不欠费,挣多挣少无所谓(税务局长满意地说: 可贵啊可贵!)。
8.不嫌脏,不怕累,学会英语创外汇(外经贸局长伸出大姆指:够意思!) 。
9.不惹祸,不胡扯,坚决不当第三者(妇联主任很欣慰:省 啊!)。
10.不偷懒,保证爽, 注重信誉保市场(工商局长激动地说:难能可贵!)。
会后发出纪要:娼胜才能繁荣!
Tags: Funny pages, Sex
Apr
14
2008
I came out of a fancy shop that hangs fruit of the loom white underwear - no, not the particular one worn by Michael Jordan as momebilia - among other futuristic looking outfits one by one on the hangers and wandered into a store next door that sells carpets, from Tibet. It’s in Soho, right off Broadway. There wasn’t any [...]