Mar 03 2008

He said .. she said ..

Published by The Kibbitzer at 11:27 am under View from Bottom

He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra;  you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don’t you? 

He said . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa  and fart!
He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery  money I gave you?
She said . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
He said . . ….. Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She  said . . .. I would but you’re never there.
He said . ….. Why don’t  women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don’t have time
He  said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She  said   …   We don’t know; it has never happened. 
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring  and Good-looking?
She said ……. . . They already have boyfriends. 

She said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is  every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are  married women heavier than single women?
She said .. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.  Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. 

:) .. hey, thanks for the jokes, how about adding us the girls to your regular mailing list, that includes the HK DVD?  Rest assured, we 娘子军 can handle a joke or two.

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