Aug
08
2007
Green thumb is someone who makes flowers bloom. I dab myself green pinky or brown thumb, for every thing passing thought my hand would die. Don’t bother to call the police yet, few minutes ago, I checked, my kids are still breathing, just barely. So, it’s a huge surprise that I actually bought those plants. [...]
Aug
08
2007
From Pumpkin …
1. Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people [...]
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Aug
08
2007
I’ve been having trouble with my charts for a while. Every time I called in for tech support, they’ll tell me different story. Today’s that I need to upgrade my RAM to 2 gb. RAM, bandwidth, speed, … I know them but I dont. The chart tech showed me the cnet.com, checking on my bandwidth, which came in the middle [...]
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